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  • iphone user:*minding his own business*
  • android user:AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
  • iphone user:im not really a fanboy
  • android user:let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
  • iphone user:hey man thats in poor taste
  • android user:good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
  • iphone user:it's quite large
  • Android user:you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
  • iphone user:oh my god!
  • android user:oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering
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Tops bottoming for the first time

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rj4gui4r:

This is what @shep689 does in between takes when we’re shooting a video…

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relatetable:

asvprock:

I wonder who brought ebola to the United States…. 

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jugglekingstone:

DO YOU JUST HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT WITH YOU AND THEY JUST ALWAYS CHEER YOU UP AND THEY PUT THEMSELVES DOWN SOMETIMES BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHY BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS SO AMAZING AND YOU WANT THEM TO BE IN YOUR LIFE FOREVER BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU SO HAPPY OH GOSH

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timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

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